Rogers’ Canadian iPhone 3G Voice & Data Packages

I wonder how many Rogers executives…

1. start their evenings at 9 pm?
2. only spend two hours a month on the phone?
3. would ever pay $2 to listen to shitty ringtones?
4. would ever send 10000 text messages in a month?

Plus, if I pay another $15, I can get Caller Ring Trax! What a deal!! Only $2 for a shitty selection of shitty music at exorbitant rates! Where do I sign up?

(Via TUAW.)

June 28 update:

This has got to be the biggest non-announcement ever.

1. no date (show me “before the year is out” on a calendar)
2. no price (would they like my left- or right arm-and-a-leg?)
3. no new info (beyond the worst-kept secret in Canadian telephony history; that Rogers, the only pan-Canadian GSM network, would carry it… some time. later.)

Sigh. My guess is we’ll see lots of mainstream TV shows in iTunes’ Canadian store before we see iPhones for non-millionaires.