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Transcribed from a JPEG I saw on the internet

May seem needlessly crude, but I think it helps provide some much-needed colour in what would otherwise seem hopelessly dull:

  • Believe in your fucking self
  • Stay up all fucking night
  • Work outside of your fucking habits
  • Know when to fucking speak up
  • Fucking collaborate
  • Don’t fucking procrastinate
  • Get over your fucking self
  • Keep fucking learning
  • Form follows fucking function
  • A computer is a Lite-Brite for bad fucking ideas
  • Find fucking inspiration everywhere
  • Fucking network
  • Educate your fucking client
  • Trust your fucking gut
  • Ask for fucking help
  • Make it fucking sustainable
  • Question fucking everything
  • Have a fucking concept
  • Learn to take some fucking criticism
  • Make me fucking care
  • Use fucking spell check
  • Do your fucking research
  • Sketch more fucking ideas
  • The problem contains the fucking solution
  • Think about all the fucking possibilities

[updated to add: if anyone knows the author, I'd love to link to them...]

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